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Question 1: Prove, without the use of a calculator, why girls are evil.

Answer:

Given the statement girls = time x money

and they also say that money is time.

It must be that girls = (money)2 ----- (1)

and since money is the ROOT of all evil,

(money)2 = evil ----- (2)

and therefore Sub. (2) into (1)

Hence girls = evil.